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WARNING!
If you think Barbie®¹ and Ken®¹ should have their underwear painted on...
If you think Kewpie Dolls get pedophiles hot...
If you take showers and baths in a special "modesty" garment...
DO NOT SCROLL DOWN THIS PAGE!!





You are about to experience
THE SHOCKING TRUTH ABOUT THE SIMS 2's
NAKED SIMS!


















Attorney Jack Thompson says:

"Sims 2, the latest version of the Sims video game franchise ... contains, according to video game news sites*, full frontal nudity, including nipples, penises, labia, and pubic hair."

He has apparently never seen the game for himself, with or without the "blur."

"The nudity placed there by the publisher/maker, Electronic Arts, is accessed by the use of a simple code that removes what is called 'the blur' which obscures the genital areas. In other words, the game was released to the public by the manufacturer knowing that the full frontal nudity was resident on the game and would be accessed by use of a simple code widely provided on the Internet."

Click the thumbnails below
(but only if you're a legal adult
in the state, province, or territory where you live!)

to see SHOCKING nude, uncensored (no "blur") screenshots and photos!

Naked Dolls! SHOCKING! Naked Sims! 'Worse than Grand Auto, San Andres: Hot Coffee Mod'!

"Electronic Arts has done nothing about this." Thompson's new conclusion: EA is "cooperating, gleefully, with the mod community to turn Sims 2 into a porn offering."

Well, it's true that grown-up Sims enjoy a good "woohoo" ("woohoo" is the euphemism used in The Sims 2 for...s-e-x). You see, they fall in love, get married, and have families. They get pregnant and have babies. If there are any 13-year-olds out there who don't know that s-e-x is necessary to make babies, chances are they don't have a computer in their house, much less The Sims 2, and Internet access to download a "blur-remover."

Sim-teens cannot "woohoo." Anywhere. Ever.



Click the thumbnails below
(but only if you're a legal adult
in the state, province, or territory where you live!)

to see SHOCKING screenshots and photos of WOOHOO!

Sims WOOHOO in bed! GLEEFUL COOPERATION!! Sims WOOHOO in the hot tub! PORN OFFERING!!
Dolls...3-YEAR-OLDS PLAY WITH THESE! HORRENDOUS!!

It's true that "blur removers" also reveal nude Sim-children, toddlers, and babies, "...much to the delight, one can be sure," says Jack Thompson, "of pedophiles around the globe who can rehearse, in virtual reality, for their abuse."

No one in the Sims 2 Modding or Skinning Community makes "invisible" clothing skins², for children; if they did, and The Community ~ made up of many thousands of modders, skinners, players, and webmasters ~ found out about it, The Community would do everything in its collective power to stop them.

I'm not going to show you a screenshot of a nude Sim-child. If you came here to see anything like that, get the hell off my site right now.

The TRUTH is, there are no actions available to Sim-babies, toddlers, or children that could be construed as "rehearsal" for the disgusting acts of a pedophile. Sim-babies and toddlers are nude only when being bathed or diapered, not while receiving affectionate cuddling or kissing. Sim-children become nude only when bathing or showering, and they do both ALONE; they won't even enter the tub or shower with another Sim in the room. Their only affectionate actions are "Friendly Hug" and "Friendly Kiss," both of which are...well, friendly. Neither can be performed during a "nude phase." Electronic Arts and Maxis have done a wonderful job of keeping Sim-kids...kids.

If YOU were a pedophile (if you are...I told you to get the hell OFF my site!), would YOU buy a $50 game, with $40 expansion packs, requiring a computer costing at least $600 (twice that if you want the game to run smoothly and show any detail at all), plus Internet access at $10-40 a month (to obtain "mods" and non-Maxis content), to see fully clothed cartoon children give someone a peck or a hug?

Hey, I'm just asking³.


~Hairfish of Mermaid Cove
Sept. 15, 2005


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¹Barbie® and Ken® are registered trademarks of Mattel, Inc. No denigration is intended. These dolls are used here to epitomize the innocence and harmlessness of a simulated, flesh-colored human form.

²Clothing that lets the nude skin show through during non-bathing activities. "Invisible clothing" (made by me) was used to make the screenshots above, in The Sims 2: Nightlife, with the "blur" activated. The "blur" activated during bathing is completely pointless, and extremely distracting for those of us with perceptual disorders or just old eyeballs.

³ I'm asking here because Jack Thompson refuses to listen to the reasoned explanations of "gamers," especially those who play and create for the games he seeks to destroy. Actually, he seeks to destroy the entire gaming industry. When those who know The Sims 2 have tried to enlighten him, he has called them derogatory names and told them to "bug off." Link 1 ~ Link 2 ~ Link 3

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